My Reichenbach Theory
By Anonymous
So I hear people are having trouble figuring out how Sherlock PAST-TENSE VERB? What is it like in your ADJECTIVE little brains? The answer was completely ADJECTIVE to me from the beginning.
The first clue was that Sherlock asked Molly for her NOUN. Clearly she was in charge of VERB ENDING IN -ING the NOUN.
When Sherlock jumped off of the PLACE, his fall was broken by a carefully-placed NOUN.
Sherlock had an assistant cover him in LIQUID while John was distracted by the NOUN.
Then there's the NOUN Sherlock was playing with in the ROOM. That was all he needed to VERB his NOUN and trick John into thinking he was ADJECTIVE.
The whole scheme can be summed up by one line of dialogue. As Sherlock told John during their ADJECTIVE final phone call, "EXCLAMATION!"